that someone put a clueless idiot in charge of the team and against all odds a team that featured Rooney, Hargreaves, Rio F, JT, A Cole, J Cole, Lamps - all Champions League finalists - plus Stevie G & Becks somehow managed not to qualify.

This of course can't possibly be true. But my football dreams are concerning me as I've been having this recuring nightmare about the mighty Leeds United being in the 3rd Div.

Need to stop eating cheese before bedtime!